Dumb blonde.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback! '
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!

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HAHAHAHA! I really wonder if there are such people around. Hmm. =)

Heroes Season 3.

Last weekend the cheerleaders and I went to GSC at the Pavilion for the premiere of Heroes S3. We were asked to just mingle around with the crowd, take photographs with them and the most surprising part was, we had to do a short skit before we led the crowd into the cinema hall. Lol. It was quite a dramatic one. I, for one, am not a good actress so I couldn't help it but to giggle here and there.

Picture stolen from CC's blog. Thank you dear. =p

The one in blue, Shana, was supposed to act as Claire. She was the main actress who had to scream when being chased by some maniac. The rest of us, the kehlehfehs, had to run away and go 'OMG, someone save her!' Basically just getting the attention of the crowd. Heheh.

We also had to apply some fake blood across our foreheads. Here's a closer shot:

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Overall, it was a good day. Quite a fun experience. We got to watch the first 2 episodes of the series added with free popcorn + a soft drink + goodie bag. =)

Besides that, we also did a show in OneUtama for the Female's 50Gorgeous competition. Some of the guys were really hot. We even had our* very own Shermund in it. =)

Okay, gotta go now. Got class later, running late. Bye!

*Charm All-Stars

Nobody is perfect.

Yesterday something tickled my funny bone.

My class had a short individual presentation. If you didn't already know, my class has quite a number of foreign students. English was definitely not the main language they speak at home.

When it was my Bangladeshi friend's turn to speak, I tried very hard to pay attention to what he was trying to say. If you can't recall, I tend to have a slight problem understanding them.

This time, however, I was aided with some visual effect since he was smart to use PowerPoint slides.

I was mentally trying to follow what he spoke while reading the notes on the slides.

Suddenly my lecturer gasped, "Goodness! Your spelling!"

Upon hearing that, I quickly scanned the entire projected area to see where the mistake was and I was the first to let out a laugh. (Quite a loud one some more, made me quite embarrassed. You know when you laugh and nobody laughs with you?)
My classmates were so laggy at spotting the mistake so they only laughed like three seconds later.

The mistake?

Bed-shit.

Okay lah, it might not seem funny now but it was damn funny that time okay. What made it even funnier was that the fonts were quite huge as if to highlight that word.

Sigh. Fine, I admit I'm quite mean for laughing at mistakes like this. But if you were in my shoes, I bet you would react the same?

Then again, I'd like to think that a light sense of humour is good for the soul. Heheh.

I'm back!

It has been a good trip. =) It was truly an eye-opener. Taught me a lot about how we should not take things for granted.

The separation wasn't as difficult as I thought it would be because we were running late (the check-in gate was closed already. Lol.) so didn't have much time to get emo. Just teared a lil.

However, the house is really quiet without her presence. I miss her, but I'm sure her family & church members miss her even more. You should have seen their faces when they reunited.

Will blog about it in detail soon.

For now, I shall just end here.

P.S I mopped my room today! What an achievement. Hahah.

Indonesia, here I come!

Woohoo!

Super excited.

I'll be going to Indonesia tomorwow. No, actually in a few hours. (I was emulating Dawn Yang if you're too blur)

Flying with AirAsia. Thank God the journey's short cos I can't imagine myself cramming/sitting in the same position for hours.

If you're wondering which part of Indon will I be touring, it's Solo and Jogyakarta.

Hopefully it'll be an enjoyable one. (And not so much of shedding tears towards the end of the trip, which I doubt)

Oh, would you rather see my future posts about the trip by reading or viewing videos?

Till then, gotta run and start packing! Suppose to leave the house at 4am. Siao-ness!

FYI, I loathe packing. I always have troubles deciding on what to bring. =(

Okay okay. That's all. Bye everyone!

Change of URL.

I have a sudden urge to pang sai change my link.

Suggestions, anyone?

So far the annoying sister suggested http://prolence.blogspot.com. *rolls eyes*

Please help me think of something right and no, this is not the time to poke fun of me/my name, thank you very much. =)

FB.

Yesterday I got rewarded by my English lecturer for being the winner in a game.

The game was exactly like the WordChallenge in Facebook.

Who says FB doesn't benefit us?

Oh, and the prize was a bar of Cloud9. HAHAHA.

Mixed Emotions.

Is it possible to feel happy and sad at the same moment? I think it's possible, since people always tend to ask this question: 'Would you like to hear the good or bad news first?'

I am currently going through this feeling. Why?

Here's why. My kakak of three years is finally leaving us end of this month. She'll be going back to her hometown for good.

My mum has been asking me: Are you counting down the days till she goes back?

My answer was, 'No. For what?'

Looking back at my reply, it's either I'm heartless or I'm trying to avoid reality.

Avoid the reality as in she's never coming back and we're not gonna hire another one to replace her. That spells out house chores for me! Washing, cleaning, ironing. Oh boy, where do I even begin? Or worse still, HOW do I begin?! =(

Truth be told, I am sure every single one of us in my family will miss her. She is one of the siao-est kakak we've ever had. She has become so attached to us until she's part of the family already. She laughs the loudest in the family. She talks so loud you might think she wanna pick up a fight with you.

She's also the most chilling kakak ever. She watches Heart of Greed on Wah Lai Toi with us (and goes nuts over Moses Chan) and forces us to turn on the subtitles whenever we forget. (Not like I'll forget, cos I can't deal without subtitles. Heh)

Sometimes she will be the one whom I confide in whenever I'm down. (Though I might take awhile to talk because my Malay is quite karat-ed already)

We've been persuading her to extend her contract but she's definite about going back because she misses her family badly and vice-versa. =(

On the other hand, the happy news is that the whole family is flying off to Indonesia for the sake of sending her off and making sure she reaches home safely. Plus, we also get to spend a couple of days there for a holiday.

I guess that's a perfect example of having a string of mixed emotions. Actually I have more 'mixed' emotions but I can't possibly pen down my thoughts out here because it's way too personal and I don't think I'm ready to let the public know. Even though they might not care.

Oh well, this is just another random post of me letting out a sigh or two wondering what will happen in the days to come. (& praying I'll have the strength to overcome everyday)

PS: Sarah, Jie Jie is backing you up okay. Do your best! Jia You! (Poor girl was so nervous she couldn't sleep well last night)

PPS: This is by far the emo-iest entry I've written. What is wrong with me!

Bake, bake.

Okay, so if you remember this clearly, you will very well know it is not my first time *ahem* baking.

FionaDeAnnoying had the sudden urge to bake one fine evening. She dragged me out of bed (yes, I was sleeping cos I had a morning class earlier) to follow her to Giant hypermarket to get the necessities.

She printed out a few of the recipes but didn't take down the exact baking measurements because we weren't sure how much 1cup of *whatever* actually is in ounce/gram/kilogram. Had to browse online again for the proper measurements.

Finally decided to go with Orange Cupcakes! It's pretty simple. Just dump in everything it says in the recipe and mix!

Ahaha, quite disgusting I know. But all cakes will have to go through that ugly duckling phase before turning into a beautiful swan.

See.. Can even spell my own name. With a 'retarded smiley' (quotes FionaDeAnnoying). I know it doesn't look pretty here but it sure tastes OKAY. It's edible and you won't cringe your face when you eat it. I guess you can consider that as equivalent to 'okay', right? =) Sorry la, I can't decorate it to make it pretty because I don't own those canggih-manggih baking utensils. At least it didn't have that 'funky' icing taste which I did last time. It's a tad too sweet but sweeter is better than tasteless, no?

I'm gonna be shameless and give myself a pat on the back because of this success! Heh.

I can't walk long in heels.

I think the lazy bug has gotten into me. I am so lazy to update, yet I cannot bear to leave this blog 'untouched'.

Gonna just type a few lines regarding the day we went to celebrate my cousin, Su May's belated birthday at BarBQ Plaza. First time dining there, wasn't too bad. :)

We walked around the whole of OU for a total of six hours! Not a wise decision to wear heels if you're gonna do a lot of walking. I was stupid enough for opting to wear heels that day. My feet was just screaming at me the entire time to give it a break. But the other three kept walking non-stop like some machine so I had no choice but to follow. I guess I'm not the heel-y kinda person. Haha.

In the end, I only spent my money on lunch (RM20) + pretty flip flops which were only RM10! Haha, not bad right...despite all the temptations around the entire mall.

Oh wait, I forgot I spent on Starbucks too. Total spent that day was roughly RM 38. Good enough, I suppose. =)

P.S Oh oh, the Mamma Mia tickets are already on sale! =) I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go!
The downside? They're sooooooooo expensive!! =(

Super leng house.

Yee Ming has the most beautiful house ever. It's so huge you can actually keep a dozen of elephants inside. Hehe..

We (the Charm-ies) and her uni mates were invited to her birthday party on Saturday. On the way there, I was thinking to myself 'Wah, where does she stay la..why so secluded?'

Upon reaching, I finally knew why it was that secluded. Obviously it was a rich man's area , so must be secure from all the dangers :) The security was pretty tight. (Pun intended) Lol. Cos even the guard house looked canggih.

The bungalows there were the open-concept kinda thing or whatever you call it. No gates, just buy the land and design your own house. Cool eh? Yeah, simple. Pay a hefty price of RM8mil and the place is yours. By the way, it's situated at Country Heights Damansara.

I'll let the pictures do the talking about the house, but trust me, even the pictures can't do justice to the place. Oh, and have I mentioned that the house is four-storeys high?

View from outside.

Her parents told us to make ourselves at home. Since most of the rest weren't there yet (we weren't early, the rest were late. haha) , we took the opportunity to 'make ourselves at home' or raid her house, like what U-Sern said.

It felt like I was entering into an episode of MTV Cribs. The only difference is that the production is made locally. Heh.

There's a swimming pool behind us. Too bad it was dark so we couldn't capture it =(

See-through bathroom. Shower party, anyone? =p

Marcus made this absolutely fantastic Banofee pie, but you wouldn't wanna know what the ingredients were.

While Mag and I were busy stuffing his creation into our mouths joyfully...

Jimmy: Eh Marcus, what did you use to do this?

Marcus: Banana, brown sugar, condensed milk, toffee, ...

Me to Mag: Hear no evil! *Quickly stuffed the last bite into our mouths*

Speaking of which, I just realized I felt guilty twice that night. Once was the one stated above and another goes like this:

Jimmy: Who wants chicken?

Me: I want!

Chicken arrives. I happily dug in at first, until Mr Chong saw me and said..

Mr Chong: Wah, Florence. Remember you're the flyer you know.

Me: *Smiles, feels guilty, shoves the chicken into my mouth anyway* *feels guilty again*

Don't worry, I'll lose it later.

Our celebrity!! The one in the dress, not the poser. Ngekngekngek.
The TV room. Again, it was too dark. =(

Then, Marcus literally dragged me into the house to play Twister even though I said I didn't want to countless times. Grr, so layan only lah.

Thank God I didn't have to sniff anybody's butt.

Their birthdays were only a few days apart, so we sang for all 3 of them.

Went with the family to watch this movie last night. It was so awesome. I loved every bit of it! Go watch it already if you haven't. What you waiting for?

MorphThing.

Hahaha! This is the best website to syiok sendiri man, seriously.

Those who consider themselves in the syiok sendiri category can always come to this site to see how pretty you can turn out to be if you were born with mixed blood. Hehe. It's super addictive. Not only that, it will also make you go...'Haih, why wasn't I born with looks like this :('

The original photo I uploaded was this:

Okay, I know la damn ugly shaddap. Couldn't find a better picture 'cos I rarely smile without showing my teeth.

However, you have to believe me when I tell you that this site does wonders to your ugly face and transforms you into a beautiful swan and makes you live in denial because you are too busy swooning at your newly found face.

Super boh liao, I know. But you have to admit it's very entertaining =)

Okay, here's a bonus for you guys. If you are as boh liao as me, see if you can tell who I morphed myself with. They're pretty easy to tell. Answers will be at the bottom.

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Whoa! 17 pictures altogether. So tak tau malu. Lol.

1. Christina Ricci
2. Rose McGowan
3. Megan Fox
4. Vanessa Hudgens
5. Jennifer Aniston
6. Ayumi Hamasaki
7. Avril Lavigne
8. Victoria Beckham
9. Christina Aguilera
10. Jessica Alba
11. Jennifer Lopez
12. Lindsay Lohan
13. Ashley Tisdale
14. Keira Knightley
15. Eva Longoria
16. Hillary Duff
17. Hayden Panettiere

I also morphed myself with guys. Wah, I we look damn hensem lor.

JT.

Josh Duhamel.

This one's the best...

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FlorenceJacko.

Edit: Hahaha oh em gee. I feel so shy now. I just realised that you can see the answers by moving your mouse onto the picture. *hides face*