Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Indian Mother.

An Indian mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner, who
lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his
mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had
long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only
made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar
and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I
know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just
roommates." About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but
I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate
from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate..
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here
for dinner.

Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his
Mother which read

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and
I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
silver plate by now under the pillow...



Lesson of the day:
Don't Lie to Your Mother........especially if she is Indian!

Friday, October 26, 2007

Some stupid tests but I like taking them nevertheless.

Your Love Life Secrets Are

Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.

You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't?

It's important to you that your lover is very attractive. You like to have someone to show off.

In fights, you speak your mind and don't hold back. You know you're right, and you can get quite angry about it.

Break-ups can be painful for you, but you never show it. You hold your head high.

You Are a Normal Girl

You are 60% Good and 40% Bad
Sure you've pulled some bad girl stunts in your past.
But these days, you're (mostly) a good girl.

You Are a Strawberry Blonde

Men see you as flirtatious, but they also see you as a challenge
Because you're totally fearless and carefree
You've got the lightheartedness of a blonde, with the attitude of a redhead

You are a Balanced Babe!

You're direct and to the point, but never dramatic
You've got the confidence to speak your mind to anyone
But you leave the theatrics to Hollywood
Level headed and emotionally stable, no wonder everyone loves you

You Are Not a Cook

You know cooking isn't for you, and you wouldn't even consider trying to make a homecooked meal.
And this is a very good thing. You've saved all your friends and family from unintentional food poisoning!

You Are An Intro-Extrovert!

Sometimes you're social - sometimes you're shy
You've got a bit of an Introvert / Extrovert split going on
You enjoy all sorts of situations. Parties, small groups, and alone time.
Too much of one, and you'll long for the other. You need variety!
Chances are, you've got both serious and fun friends - and they don't get along.

You Are 8% Nerdy

You are definitely not nerdy - in fact, you probably don't know any nerds.
You probably care a little too much about your image. No one will know if you secretly watch Star Trek reruns!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Tarmizi's Raya Open House

Pictures taken at Termhitam's house last Saturday! After makan-ing, we went inside his cosy TV room, joked about our Form5 days and just chilled.

I wonder what was JuHan staring at. *look closely if you have to* =)

Nat says wearing specs is the in thing again.

Having a fun time on the couch. Seriously comfy.

Crazy JuHan.

Chang Rempit is such a lala wannabe.

He said he's doing me a favour by taking a picture with me. Oh puh-leez. *flicks hair* Lol.

Now that makes Nat a lala wannabe too.

More lala poses from these two.
Can you spot Termhitam? =p

Chew arrr..why your face like that? So constipated. Hehe..
P.S Nat, if you want the rest of the pictures, you gotta wait till I see you on MSN. Don't wanna post it up here because I don't like myself in it. Heh. =)

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

I don't know

what to do...

At the moment, I'm feeling quite lousy...
I knew this was coming.
A few days ago, I received the bad news.
Today, this person actually called me up and broke down on the phone. I've never seen this person cry before.
I didn't know what else to say...
'Don't worry...' was all I could manage..

What would you do if your friend faces a very complicated problem but all you can do is just lend a listening ear because you just can't help that person? It's complicated like that.

If you're reading this, I'm sorry I can't do much except by lending my ears to you.
Once again, please don't worry.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Nothing special.

I don't usually rant that much on my blog. Or do I always do so?
But today will be exceptional.

Yes, prepare yourself to hear me rant. A short one.

I've just been thinking quite a bit recently. Nothing too deep.

Try putting yourself in a situation where somebody tries telling you something and ends up telling something halfway, leaving you with nothing but full of curiosity. That my friends, annoys the crap out of me. And sometimes I even end up getting pissed at that person until I get what I want to know. [Oh, when I mean telling you stuffs halfway, the 'stuffs' being matters which concern you. If it's regarding someone else, I won't even give a shit la.]

So is it just me? Am I like having this kepochi-ness syndrome? Or am I normal? I mean, you all must feel that way too right? *please tell me I'm normal*

There you have it. I don't even know if that was a rant.