Indian Mother.

An Indian mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner, who
lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his
mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had
long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only
made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar
and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I
know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just
roommates." About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but
I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate
from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate..
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here
for dinner.

Love, Kumar


Several days later, Kumar received an email from his
Mother which read

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and
I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
silver plate by now under the pillow...

Love,

Mom.

Lesson of the day:
Don't Lie to Your Mother........especially if she is Indian!