Spaghetti.

As usual, when I have nothing to blog about, I'll use my secret tactic to keep this blog updated. Not that it's of any secret now because I'm gonna reveal it. Heheh. Gonna post up a joke. Have a good laugh! =)

Oh wait, before that, I just wanna say how happy I am because Cheer 2008 is done and over with! So much pressure for a performance which was rehearsed only a few days before D-day. What more attempting stunts which was completely foreign to us. Glad it was all good! =)

Okay, back to joke. Here goes!


For several years, a married man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. " Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without."

"SEND EXTRA SAUCE".