Got this from an e-mail sent by mom. Enjoy!
Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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