Exams.

Exams. The period of time which is dreaded most by all students. And maybe a few teachers. Those who are lazy to set the paper and mark them, that is.

This blogger here has been busy studying for her exams and thus the lack of updates..

[haha. you believed me?]

But it's true! I'll show you.

See? My stressed face. Scared you, didn't I? [This pic was taken by my younger sister who's always disturbing me when I TRY to study. And I always give in by replying her stupid questions. I'm so easily distracted man. Btw, happy or not can see my Harry Potter specs? AHAHA.]

I know what all of you must be thinking now.

HOW ON EARTH IS SHE GONNA READ WITH HER HAIR COVERING HER EYES?!

Actually can you know, I can read through my thin and fine hair.

If you believed me again, you better go get some common sense.

Argh! Another few more days till the torture is over. After that can go out and have some fun. woohoo. [Study la! Think STPM over already ar? *XinMin's line*]

You better don't let me catch you going out =p

Gotta get back to my HarryPotter specs and bury my face in my books. Tata.

P/S: Sorry for boring you guys with my mundane life. Welcome to the life of a FormSixer. Or maybe it's just me. Can any of my FormSix friends tell me if they feel the same way too?

Fiona Fiona.

Went to Summit today with my older sister.
She's such a devil in disguise. Cos she wanted to con me. Said she has a free ticket so if we go both watch together, she'll get the free one while I pay for the other. Then I said we both must divide the other ticket then only I'll follow her. I won. =)
Watched The Reaping.
Guess how many humans were actually in the cinema?
8!!! Damn syiok right? If we were watching Jangan Pandang Belakang it would have been even better! Cos the atmosphere is just right. =)
Too bad I was with her, and not with my bf. [If I had one, that is]
Cos the rest were couples. Hahaha.

Okay, this post is lame.

Anyways, I just got the party pictures courtesy of Kelvin. He was the generous photographer who sacrificed his time to attend my sister's 21st bday celebration without charging a single cent. =)
One thing about these professional photographers is that they take bad pictures of you and call it natural. Hmph. OR maybe the problem lies in me. I take bad natural pics. Yeah, that makes sense.

So, to sum up everything about the party, let me just show you the pictures taken that night. It was held at the Sunway Lagoon club btw.

Charlie's Paul's Angels. [hahaha geddit? omg lame.]

Family picture!

The cake which weighed 3kgs!

Hahaha..I'm sure it tasted good. Right, Fiona?

Bet you secretly enjoyed it despite saying NOO!=)

Actually there are a lot more of pictures but it's taking too long to upload so I'm really tired of waiting.

You see the picture where she was thrown into the pool? Yeah, my initial plan was to throw her into the pool FIRST, then smash her with whip cream all over. Somehow, it all went the other way round so it was whip cream first. Then, when she was in the pool, I panicked cos the whip cream was floating in the water, which meant we dirtied their pool.

My dad also said that we were gonna have to pay RM300 to clean up their pool. At first, we really bought it and felt soooo bad about it. Then we came to realize that he was just pulling our legs.

My maid also told us that the worker there told her that the club has just cleaned their pool that morning itself cos they had a party as well on the previous night and those people did the same thing by throwing somebody into the pool.

I thought they are suppose to clean the pool everyday? Hmm.

Anyway, the manager of the club came down and clearly she wasn't very pleased. [Whoops!] And also some of the adults there. [Double whoops!] But the rest were really sporting cos they were laughing along with us.

All in all, I'm just SO glad and thankful that our actions didn't cause them to put that EXTRA money into the bill. =) =)

Run for cover.

I had a very interesting day at school today.
Wanna know why? Obviously it was not because I learnt something new at school.

Get ready for this...

My school was...

on FIRE! like literally!

In my whole entire life of my schooling years, never have I encountered such an incident before.
It was about 10.30am when it happened. I was at the SAL room. (which stands for Self Access Learning, for you fools who are wondering what does it stand for. hehe, kiddin..)
The bell rang. Most of us thought it was a fire drill so we didn't really bother much. [Some even thought it was recess. joker. *ahem*zhangziyi*ahem* helloo?the bell for recess won't ring so long=)]
Then everybody was running helter-skelter. It was only then did I realize that this was not a drill. You can actually see black smoke coming out from the room. It was at the store room on the same floor and row as my class!
We were then directed to go downstairs and our assistant headmistress's [Pn Chong] voice could be heard booming over the speakers telling us to go near the hall instead. She was seriously panicking. Could hear it in her voice. And she was like 'Mr Selvaaaaa! Where are you??' [Cos he's the one in charge of this fire drill thing if it were to happen]

Several minutes later, the sirens of the fire engine truck were blaring from afar. Then all these jakun students suddenly cheered for no apparent reason. Take out hose, cheer. Spray water, cheer. Keep hose, cheer. I know la, those firemen were like super heroes to you all, but no need to act so jakun.

It was funny, in a way. Cos Pn Chong kept saying things like 'Murid-murid, jangan pergi ke tempat itu ya. Tempat itu tempat larangan. Jika kamu semua pergi dan didapati tapak kaki kamu di sana, kamu akan dimasuki penjara.' [She thinks she's in CSI]

Bet you all are wondering how did the fire start. Well, it was rumoured that somebody smoked and threw the cigarette inside that room and in that room, lies many bottles of thinner. So there you have it my friends. Such a genius he is. *I meant it in a sarcastic way for those of you who didn't get my sarcasm* [obviously a HE, can't be a SHE] According to some, this whole fire incident was planned. I really don't know.

I just hope that idiot gets caught.

Then again, without this idiot, there wouldn't have been so much drama happening.

Now tell me, how many of you have actually seen your school on fire? =)

Question of the day

Why is it when somebody asks me to do something which I am 'pai seh', in other words, shy to do so, they will all give me the same reply...

'Huh? YOU shy meh??!?! Sure or not?? hahaha....'

I don't know about you all but I somehow feel quite insulted when they say that. Cos it makes me sound like I tak tau malu. Hmph.

Eh, why la?? I don't look or act shy enough is it? >=(

Jokes again.

Marriage - Part I
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me ahard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night .....whether you're here or not."(DAMN SHE'S GOOD!)

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Marriage - Part II
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone thatreads:"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever ""Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:"Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
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Marriage - Part III
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either,"and storms out of the house.After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends andrings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"She says, "I was in bed.""In bed this early, doing what?""Getting a second opinion!"(YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)******************************************

Marriage - Part IV
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."(RIGHT ON, LADY!)
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Marriage - Part V
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning business flight.Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am" He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kind of contests!

Emo-ness

I've never really tried writing an emo post before but I'll do it anyway.
Don't laugh if it doesn't come out as emo as it's supposed to be okay.
Well, anyways, I am just feeling reallllyyyy frustrated right now.
Why??
Cos I just had a tiny argument with my parents about letting me go out.
I tell you, they're like the most strict parents you have ever met/knew. Whatever.
I wanted to go out for a movie at OU so yeah, made arrangements and everything..
Then suddenly, this sister of mine who can't mind her own business starts placing her big fat butt into mine and goes all hoo-haa about me going out.
Her: Tell me where you going to.
Me: Why? Out lar.
Her: Where la?
Me: OU
Her: HUH?! So far???! You have school tomorrow you know. Does papa know about this? [Calls dad at the top of her lungs] Papppaaaaaa! You know Florence is going to OU!! [Makes a big fuss out of it, acts like a 'caring' sister] You know you have school tomorrowwww? [Goes on talking about why I shouldn't go out]

Dad the man comes out of his room and asks where am I going.
Told him I'm going out. He asked what for. I said for a movie. Then he goes nagging and mom who was downstairs joins in the rhythm to the nagging.
So I had to cancel my plans. Greattt. Damn potong okay. Grr.

And I can't stand it when they always use STPM to threaten me. [Sitting for the STPM is not my option if you still don't know] Like, 'you're gonna sit for your STPM this year! And you're not ready.' Bla bla. My opinion is that they just wanna see my face at home! I'm serious. They don't even bother if I'm taking out my books to read or not. Look what am I doing? Blogging.. See? They just need to know that I'm HOME. Pathetic.

Plus, they've restricted me from going to my cheer practices ever since the competition ended. Sigh. Why oh whyyyyy!!?

I hate my current situation now. Argh. Oh, and it really 'helps' when all of them starts irritating you at the same moment. For instance, today after church, while in the car going home, they ['they' here meaning the FEMALES {super farn!popek non-stop!} in my family, I was okay with dad] mentioned something damn irritating which isn't worth being remembered so I forgot what was it about lar. Then I replied back with something which they claimed was rude. But hey, can't help it if it seemed damn annoying at that moment!
You get me? Have you ever been in a situation like mine before?You know, where you just felt like what all of them were saying were totally nonsense and not forgetting their voices seemed like FLIES buzzing around your ears and all you wanted was for them to shut their smelly mouth up?

My big fat ass sister just peeked at what I'm typing now. Can't she just wait to read about how freakishly annoying she can be?

Okay, end of post. There you go. Done.