5R Trip

My last Saturday was spent together with my fellow Seafieldians from the 5R club. Yes, for those who don't know, there is such a club as 5R. It's an environmental club. And no, 3R no longer exists because it has been upgraded to 5R which stands for Recycle, Reuse, Reduce, Rethink, Repair.

So guess where we were headed to?

The club decided to go to a recycling factory and then to FRIM. [I always thought FRIM was Forest Reserve something something but then I found out that it's actually Forest Research Institute of Malaysia. Close enough =p]

The 38 gang in the bus.

The recycling factory is situated somewhere in Shah Alam so we only took about less than half an hour to reach there. I don't know why I had the impression that the factory was somewhat gonna be huge but upon reaching there, it wasn't as what I thought. You can see everything there in just a glance.

Piles and piles of newspapers and magazines!

The machine which costs half a million to compress the recyclables.

Compressed recyclables stacked neatly.

We just had to take a picture no matter where we were. This explains everything.

After the oh-so-very-informative visit to the factory, we left for FRIM and reached about 10a.m. Then, we had to gather at a spot for a short briefing by the FRIM guy named Zul. He had a lot of pantang larangs. Firstly, he didn't allow us to call him 'pak cik'. Then, he explained that we had to walk in a line and follow his lead and not overtake him. He also said that there are leeches, a king cobra and wild boars in there. [Upon hearing this, I was so delirious that we were gonna meet some wildlife I started acting and jumping like Uken a monkey...No, of course not. I was actually keeping the excitement to myself lah.]

And then he added that we're not allowed to kill the leeches or else we'll be fined. Oh, and not forgetting the mosquitoes. If we were to smack them for sucking our blood, he'll fine us RM5 per mosquito.

Besides that, did you know that Mother Nature has ears and actually listens to you? He told us not to curse in there or else she might hear us and get pissed or something like that. Damn lame until I cannot laugh wei.

Pak Cik Zul in green and red collared T-shirt.

The tallest bamboo tree! So tall till the camera can't capture it's height.

I absolutely love this picture! When you look up, you can see rays of sunlight shining down from above. It's just so beautiful. Pak Cik Zul said they call it the 'wow' spot. He was trying so hard to be funny =)

We walked a lot throughout the entire day. Bear in mind that the area of FRIM is as large as either 5296 or 5269 hectare. Can't remember the exact figure.

We were told that we would have to climb a thousand of these kinda steps up to reach the hanging bridge!

Had to go in groups of five on the hanging bridge to not exert so much pressure on the bridge.

Beyond these smiles, I was actually quite nervous while I was on the bridge because it was 30m above ground level and 1000m above sea level. So high I got scared just looking down.

The magnificent view of the city though you can't really see it here.

The waterfall wasn't as great as I thought. I've seen better ones.

Overall, it was an enjoyable trip. All the walking definitely made us ached, exhausted and sweaty but the feeling was rather good because the thought of firming up our legs brightened me up. Hehe.

Oh, and I did NOT see any leeches, king cobras or wild boars. What a let-down!

Pak Cik Zul was such a liar. Hmph.

Tagged.

I've not done these Tagged stuffs before. Well, except maybe for those Friendster bulletins which I used to do last time. Never on blogs though.
Anyway, yes, I shall attempt to do one of it now. Not that it's tough. Since I'm having that blogger's block thing and having absolutely nothing to blog about, I think this will do.
I know, I know... sue me for my lameness. Raise the lame flag. Whatever. Sometimes lame is funny okay.

Here goes.

INSTRUCTION : Bold the statements that are true to you.Italicize the statements that you WISH are true. Leave the fibs alone.Then, stab 3 people to do the same test..

[Can I tokok-tambah beside these statements?]

1) I miss somebody right now.
2) I do not watch tv these days.
3) I wear glasses or contact lenses.
4) I love to play video games. [Used to. Those awesome childish games!]
5) I have tried marijuana.
6) I have been in a threesome.
7) I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
8.) I have changed mentally over the last year. [More matured, I hope.]
9) I curse.
10) I âm totally smart.
11) I’ve broken someone’s bones.
12) I âm paranoid sometimes.
13) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. [Don't ask which part.]
14) I need money right now.
15) I love sushi. [Makes me drool instantly!]
16) I talk really, really fast.
17) I have long hair.
18) I have lost money in Las Vegas. [Haven't even set my foot in the States before how to lost money there?]
19) I have at least one sibling. [TWO annoying ones, to be precise.]
20) I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
21) I couldnt survive without Caller ID.
22) I like the way I look.
23) I am usually pessimistic. [Not sure about that.]
24) I have a lot of mood swings. [Not sure about this one too.]
25) I have a hidden talent. [I made myself believe it's true =)]
26) I âm always hyper. [Sometimes being too hyper scares people away. So I'll adjust according to the situation. AHAH.]
27) I have a lot of friends. [Err, how many is a lot?]
28) I have pecked someone of the same sex. [My mother and sisters. HAHAHA.]
29) I enjoy talking on the phone. [Depends with who.]
30) I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
31) I love to shop.
32) Enjoy window shopping. [Hate it! The feeling of not buying something you think is nice just sucks.]
33) I would rather shop than eat. [It's the other way round actually. Muahaha. I know, sucha pig!]
34) I dont hate anyone. [Hate is sucha strong word.]
35) I âm a pretty good dancer.
36) I âm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. [I'm not some kinda anak derhaka okay. Hehe.]
37) I have a cell phone. [Don't ask which model. I need to change it badly!]
38) I believe in GOD.
39) I am an adrenaline junkie.
40) I watch MTV on a daily basis. [Oh no, don't remind me. Dad cancelled the package!! Better no need to subscribe to Astro already lar.]
41) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
42) I have rejected someone before.
43) I want to have children in the future. [I think. The thought of giving birth scares the shit outta me.]
44) I have changed a diaper before.
45) I have called the cops on a friend before.
46) I am not allergic to anything.
47) I have a lot to learn. [Yeah, I believe we can never stop learning. It's a continual process kinda thing.]
48) I am shy around members with the opposite sexes.
49) I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
50) I have tried alcohol before.
51) I own the South Park movie.
52) I would die for my best friend.
53) I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
54) I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
55) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. [I used to be very afraid of his Black and White music video for God-knows-what reason!]
56) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
57) I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
58) I am happy at this moment!
59) I âm obsessed with girls/guys.
60) I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
61) I study for tests most of the time. [Last minute study!]
62) I am comfortable with who I am right now.
63) I have more than just my ears pierced. [Or so I wished.]
64) I walk barefoot wherever I can.
65) I have jumped off a bridge.
66) I love sea turtles.
67) I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
68) Plan on achieving a major goal dream.
69) I âm proficient in an musical instrument. [Still learning and trying to get better.]
70) I hate office jobs. [Well, I don't really know cos I'm not working yet.]
71) I love sci-fi movies.
72) I think water rules. [This statement sounds like some weirdo proclaiming their love for water! But without water, we'll all die so I'll have to be the weirdo for once. HAHAH.]
73) I went college out of state.
74) I like sausages.
75) I love kisses.
76) I fall for the worst people. [I guess. Heheh.]
77) I adore bright colours.
78) I cant live without black eyeliner.
79) I dont know why the hell I just did this stupid thing. [Need to extra BOLD this statement.]
80) I usually like covers better than originals.
81) I can pick up things with my toes. [I think I can.]
82) I can whistle. [A lil.]
83) I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
84) I have ridden/owned a horse. [You know those rides when you pay those people then they'll take you for a pathetic round around the park. LOL.]
85) I still have every journal I have written in.
86) I can't stick to a diet. [I don't diet.]
87) I talk in my sleep. [I can even cry and laugh in my sleep. Beat that. Happens once in a blue moon though. So, don't run away from me.]
88) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
89) I have jazz in my blood.
90) Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
91) I wear a toe ring.
92) I cant stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
93) I am a caffeine junkie.
94) I cosplay or know what cosplaying is. [I know what it is.]
95) I have been to over 15 conventions.
96) I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
97) I âm an artist.
98) I only clean my room when necessary. [My room is in a mess!]
99) I like a person of the same sex. [I don't swing that way.]
100)I love being happy. [DUH]

Omg. Can't believe I just did that whole thing.

This is the moment you've been waiting for. I would like to tag 3 very lucky people!
I know you're praying that it's you.
Amanda, Jasmine, Natasha I choose you! *in the Pokemon tone when that guy chooses his Pokemon to battle* Lol.

Extreme lameness to the max.

JUST NOW DO IT.

Oh no.

I'm having the blogger's block or whatever you call it.

Shit. Help me.

Hahhaa. Sorry for wasting your time for coming here hoping earnestly to read something but ending up in total disappoinment because this whole post is just bullshit.

I'll promise to blog when my life appears to be more 'happening'.

And you might be thinking, 'what is the purpose of this whole post then?'

Answer: Just to let you all know I'm still alive and kickin'. Heh.

Excuse me for the lameness. I'm bored stiff.

Cheer 2007!

I'll just keep this really short and sweet with one picture.

YANNUS!

That's the whole reason I went for Cheer2007 anyway.

LOL. No, of course not. I was just kidding.

I went there to support both teams from my school, SMK Seafield. They were totally awesome and definitely deserved to win.

The winners:

1. Dynamitez- SMK Damansara Jaya

2. Shirtliff- SMK Seri Bintang Utara

3. Vulcanz All-Boys- SMK Seafield

4. Vulcanz All-Girls- SMK Seafield

5. Titans- SMJK Ave Maria Convent

The Vulcanz really did the school proud by landing themselves in the Top 5 this year. SMK Seafield also managed to get the Best Teacher award.

Other than that, Charm All-Stars performance rocked the stadium! Good job people! =)

If you wanna know more about the event then move over to TheStarOnline or go buy a copy of TheStar's newspaper to know what happened.

Yannus is so charming. If he were to dance in front of me/for me, I swear I would faint on the spot. HAHA.

I have found the one.

As the title says, I have found THE ONE.

No, sorry to potong steam, but it's not my lover.

I found my no.1 blog fan.

Are you ready for this?

She's none other than...(Yes, it's a SHE, sadly)



My mother!

HAHAHA. Yes people, I kid you not.

It all started when I asked her to check out my blog a few days back, giving her my blog address.

The next day, after she returned from work, she proudly told me that she has read my blog already.

So I went like, 'Oh.'

As we talked further, I only came to realize that she has read every single post/word/punctuation mark since I set up this blog!

I was then like, 'OMG. Wah, you very free ah.'

She just giggled.

Then we stopped talking for awhile.

After that, she continued talking by quoting lines from my blog! Like, 'Wah, you call your papa an old man ah. I'm gonna tell him when he gets back home.'

And when I was looking at myself in the mirror, she said 'Stop being so vain la. What the touch touch ah.' [referring to the Cineleisure camwhoring picture]

She also mentioned she had time to read everything because her boss wasn't in the office that day. Hmm. So hardworking hor.

The worst best part is that she told me she laughed to herself while reading my posts. Especially the one about Classmate A hiding her phone in her panty.

She's just too free, just like my dad. Except that this time I gave her my blog address willingly.

I also know she will come home and nag at me after reading this about why did I post something about her using her infamous line 'Oh see oh um chut de oi pei yan zhi ar' on me.
Please excuse me for my poor translation, as this is coming from a semi-banana.
This is Cantonese by the way for those who don't know.

And to those who still have no idea what I just said, it meant 'Buang tahi tahi tak dapat keluar pun nak beritahu orang.' If you STILL don't understand, it means when you're 'shitting and your shit can't come out and yet you wanna let people know.'
[This is kinda like a direct translation so yeah, I know my translated sentence is not perfect]

Seriously, I hear that line so often from my mum.
To be exact, it's when I blurt something out to the outsiders when not neccessary/I'm not supposed to.

Yeah, so that's all for now. Hope you've enjoyed reading this cannot-shit-but-still-wanna-let-people-know post! =)

Just a short one.

Father's Day coming this Sunday!
What have you all got in mind to make your Dad's day an unforgettable one?
Any idea?

Youth Camp 2007

This is the awaited post for you readers which I promised to blog about in the previous post. Hehe.

Gotta start off by letting you know what was running through my mind when I was first told about my church organizing it's first youth camp.

The thought of going for it got me feeling slightly very reluctant at first.
[Work of the devil, perhaps]

Instead of thinking of the positives, I started listing down all the negatives I could ever think of.

The biggest 'what if' bothered me most.

'What if I get bored and don't enjoy myself at camp?'

I then asked Dad to not force me to go and wanted to forego this camp. When my senior pastor heard about this, he came up to me and asked me why am I not going and asked me to go with a 'please la' behind.

After much thought, I decided to join them.

We left on Sunday after church service. Pastor Ann was talking about how our dormitory will not have air conds since she was there before several years ago. I was like 'OH NOOO!'

Our camp was held at the Golden Sands Baptist Assembly in Port Dickson.

Anyway, the theme of this camp which is 'I Am Not My Own' simply means we don't belong to ourselves but Jesus.

I may not be a pastor but I believe God has a purpose for each of us. That is why we're living on this Earth He created.

The girls room which has 8 bunk-beds. And look at the top of the pic. Air conditioners! HALLELUJAH!

Our youth advisor, Yvonne came in the room and asked if we want any blanket and I hurriedly said no need since I was sweating profusely and it was so so so hot at that moment. Later that night, I was actually freezing. Serves me right la for answering so fast without thinking.

Oh, besides that, we had an invited guest staying in our room.

A RAT. Yes, you read right. RAT. Reason we found out was because our food was hijacked by the rat and it nibbled a big piece out of the bun. It also tried to bring the cookie out cos the cookie was found at another corner of the room. Also, we heard a tiny squeak coming from somewhere but couldn't figure where. So yeah, we freaked out but did not know where that rat came from.

We were also given bed sheets to make our own bed. Besides that, we also had to put our plates and cups to a certain place after our meals. Pure discipline for 4 days!

The food were unbelievably delicious albeit the amount of dishes served were only 3 for each meal. I don't know why but the drinks were always diluted.

Our guest speaker was Pastor Victor Gonzales, a Filipino who is serving God in the youth ministry here in Malaysia. He's such a funny guy he made the whole sermon so interesting with his funny gestures and facial expressions each time he explains something from the Bible/preaches.

He was also saying about how Filipinos get mixed up with their P's and F's. Like instead of Part of the Family it becomes Fart of the Pamily. Hahahaha.

Us having fun playing Captain Ball. Or whatever you call it.

Below are the pictures taken from the game which Fiona and I organized. It's some station game where you're supposed to complete a task at every station. We named it Amusing Race. Hahhaa. Not trying to blow my own trumpet but I think it was the best game la. Hehe.

Michelle and Jojo trying to build sandcastles as shown in the diagram on the small blue paper.

Some transferring sea water into another pail through a funnel thingy. It's not easy. This team took the longest time to do it, approximately 7minutes!

Fixing jigsaw puzzle.

This one requires you to bury the tallest member in your group.

We're just so nice! We asked them to finish up a coconut as sort of like a pit stop. But the clock was still ticking of course.

Hahaha. This picture looks so obscene. The guy in white, Kuo Hao made it even more obscene by saying 'Yeah man, hold me tight like you love me.' Lol. See, church people can be fun too. Don't think we're pretending to be holy or whatsoever. Because we don't.

It also pays off to have a big tummy. That way you can grip the water balloon better. Hahaha.

We took so many of these type of jumping pictures.

Like siao zha bor.

Last day of the camp so must do what we do best.

Bollywood wannabes.

I'm signalling for Orlando Bloom. He came up to shore and then I ran away because I was too shy.

Craps aside, other than the 6 sessions we had with Ps Victor, our free time was spent by bonding with each other. Before I forget, we were all divided into different groups on day 1 namely Asher, Levi and Simeon. I was placed in Levi. So all the scores from the games we played were taken into account. My team mates and my kiasuism showed it's colour as soon as we were told about this. We did whatever it takes to win every match were so kiasu. Because of our kiasuism, we also wanted to be sure that we're gonna emerge as champions for the Talentine contest. The rehearsal [read that again, it's singular. yes, it was a spontaneous thing.] caused us to lose marks in our punctuality. Hahah. But it was all worth it because true enough, we won! =)

On the last day after accumulating all the marks, Levi won! woohoo! Guess what we got?!

Behold! We were presented with a... stapler! Yes, my readers, don't look down on this stapler because it has dual functions. It plays its role as a stapler and a keychain. HAHAH. [Yes, I know quite lame but whattado] The other 2 teams got some TwinTowers keychain. Double HAHAHAHA.

Nevertheless, I must admit it is not about the 'present' that mattered most. What I learnt from the camp was some life changing experience with God because I really felt His presence which was so strong and cannot really be explained but have to be experienced for yourself.

I am certain that the rest of us had as much fun as I did, maybe even more.

To those of you who would like to join my youth group, feel free to drop by at our church during our youth meetings. Cross Power Tabernacle, in Taipan opposite Big Bookshop. The youth group is called GAP [God's Amazing People] and our meetings are held every Saturday 8.30p.m.

Thank you for taking time to read this. God bless you. =)

P.S If you're wondering why we're doing that sign in the last picture, well, it's because we're trying to emulate Hiro Nakamura from Heroes. According to our theme, [though this may sound lame] it's true that eventhough we're Zeroes, God still sees us as Heroes in His eyes. Can I get an Amen to that? =)

I've got so many things to tell you.

Hahah. Title sounds emo right?

Anyway, during my school holidays, I've kinda made full use out of it and am happy about it.

Not by studying though. =p Well, so far the highlight of my holiday is that I went to this hot spring place in Sungai Klah and my church's youth camp in Port Dickson. Will blog about the youth camp later when I gather all the pics.

The Sg Klah outing was on the Agung's birthday which also happens to be my Daddy's birthday so another 2 families joined us for the outing.

The night before dad asked us to sleep early because we will be leaving early the next morning.

In the end, my sisters and I woke up slightly late and got scolded again because while we were getting ready, my aunt's family was already downstairs waiting for us.

So off we went to Sg Klah. When we finally reached, I thought to myself that that place isn't what I quite expected. Which is actually good, because I expected it to be worse. I mean, your first impression of a hot spring place is definitely those dirty spots and all right? But this turned out to be wayyyy better than the last one I went to which is I-forgot-where.

I was so blur about where were we at that time. I mean I know it was in Sg Klah, but I didn't know exactly where Sg Klah was.

So I asked mum,

'Mummy, where is Sg Klah ar?'
'Here la! In Perak.'
'What?! We're in Perak already??'
'Ya.'

Shaddap. Don't call me a bimbo, because I bet many of you don't know where that is either until you have read this. HAHAHA.

Even grandpa was excited about this place. Hehe.

My cousins and sisters also couldn't hold back their excitement. The jakun in pink proves it all.

There was even a Recovery Room! Dad said it was for people who got scalded. Hahaha. I seriously don't know what is that room for.

This place is quite big so they even have a map for it.

There was even a spot to boil eggs! We ate the eggs with nasi lemak brought by my aunty as our breakfast. Yumm!

The water was hot okay. Forcing ourselves to smile. No, this spot is not the same as the one we used to boil eggs. But there were some geniuses who used the water meant for soaking feets to boil their eggs. HAHAHAH. Yuck.The hot spring pool. The adults asked us to dip ourselves in the pool but the weather was so scorching hot I refused to go in. Later have to go to Recovery Room then how.

Look what we found!

This is what it looks like.

After hanging around that place, we travelled back and headed to Kuala Selangor for seafood lunch! No pics of the food because we were too hungry.

Then we went on to see the monkeys and the lighthouse. Heheh.

The picture is kinda dark so you can't really see the monkey at the back.

But if you wanna see more monkeys, just go and take a look at yourself in the mirror.

Hehe. Kidding.

Pictures!

My little baby's finally all grown up. Well, almost. I'm talking about the bird in my house. This is my first time witnessing the process of a bird growing up.

There used to be a few times last time when the bird made its nest on the tree in my house.

But my itchy hands would then touch it and the mama bird would not come back to its nest. Sometimes, I even played with the eggs until I accidentally squashed the egg eggs. [I know, I'm rough!] Thus, the loss of opportunity in seeing a bird grow.

So cute! But super ticklish when it's on your hand!

Next are pictures taken in Cineleisure Damansara on Tues when the Form Six gang went to watch Lanun-Lanun Carribean. =)

This is where they shot the music video for that Ipoh Mali song. I think the graffiti's pretty cool.

Cineleisure has all these cool posters on the wall because many of the shop lots are still vacant so we decided to make a full use out of it and pose. =)

Just in case you still don't know your five senses, here's some visual effect to help you understand better.

Jess the hot mama.

Ley Yeem the hamster.

Xin Min can talk more than your grandmother.


Zhang Zi Yi decides to do some lesbian act with Carol.

Me fatt hao-ing. This is so NOT me. Serious. =p

The whole group.

Anyway, PLEASE CLICK ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT [the sign which looks like the recycling thing] OF THE ADVERTLETS AND DO ME A FAVOUR BY ANSWERING THE POLL THERE PLEASE! [See, I repeated 'please' twice. Shows my sincerity right..=)]

Thankyousomuch.

P.S I just realized my blog has an international appeal. LOL. Just look at this:

Malaysia
80.5%
Unknown Country
13.3%
New Zealand
1.8%
United Kingdom
0.9%
Canada
0.9%
Germany
0.9%
Australia
0.9%
Singapore
0.9%

Records taken from my Nuffnang account. How come so many readers come from the Unknown Country?!

Advertlets Review

First of all, this is my first time writing a review for a blog advertising network. So if it's sucky, don't blame yeah.

It's called Advertlets.com.

Their tagline - Advertisers + Bloggers = Money + Happy is super cute and funny la.

Besides that, they are giving away RM15k away to 300 bloggers as a reward for signing up with them. No need to find your calculator, that's like RM 50 per blogger! Putting the 'bling' in 'blogging' really got me wondering as to whether I will really get the bling as soon as I complete this review. Heh.

So, I'm asked to write about why I like Advertlets and what I hope to get from Advertlets.

Basically, my answer will come down to the same intention for the 2 questions above.

Which is obviously, to get the moolah while I enjoy my blogging pastime.

I've signed up with Nuffnang recently and so far I haven't gotten any ad from them yet. Sounds pathetic? Maybe.

According to Advertlets, you don't need to have 20 unique visits a day as required by Nuffnang.

Your blog only needs 50 visits a day. (They never mention anything about unique visits..so I presume it's an easier way to achieve it.)

Also, those with less than 50 visits can access their demographic statistics for their blog.

Other than that, my sister just tried it this afternoon and typed a review about Advertlets which is gila babi long which I don't think I can write as much as her.

Point is, she claims she already has RM50 in her Advertlets account. The only catch is Advertlets will only send you the money once you've reached RM100. So that's another half way more to go for her.

If it's really that easy to get RM50, why not give it a try right? I mean this is just one post.

I suggest all of you try it too to see if it really works.

It looks trustable because KinkyBlueFairy has also joined them.

Yeah, so I'll just keep this simple and short since nobody really likes to read reviews. Hahhaa.

Conclusion is, join Advertlets la, then we shall see 'together-gether' whether they really give you the bling or not okay? =)

*Edited*

The Advertlets team just informed me that Advertlets doesn't have any traffic requirements now! Totally awesome.

Besides that, I just checked my account and got myself RM50 already because Advertlets approved my review!! =)

Lame jokes for those who have nothing better to do.

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!


Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog!


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.


Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.


A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did you get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do you mean 'under water'?"
" They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"

American Idol

Jordin Sparks.

Yeah, she won. Not Blake. I was supporting Jordin too actually and I'm sure many teenage girls must be whining over Jordin's victory.

I am officially in love with beatboxers. Not that I didn't use to like them before, but after seeing Blake's performances, well, he just reminded me of my love for beatboxers. =p

Anyone reading this can beatbox? I'll go out on a date with you if you manage to impress me with your beatboxing skills.

I'm serious. Really, I am.

HAHAHA.

Speaking of which, I was telling my friend that I wanna learn how to beatbox too and he started laughing. Then I said I wanna learn drums. And breakdance.

He cracked up hysterically. [And I know many of you reading this will do the same.]

Just you wait and see. One day, if I really can do it, then 'HAH! IN YOUR FACE!'
But of course it must come with some proper guidance. =)

While we were at that topic, we saw an article about basketball in the newspaper. So he asked if I wanna learn how to play basketball as well.

'No.'
'Oh, thank God. Or not confirm you lesbian.'

What.the.hell !??

Tell me what has learning all those I just mentioned above can be associated into becoming a lesbian?! Tomboy I understand la, but lesbian?

Oh well. For those who agree with my friend, just so you know, I ain't one.



Check out this dude! Hotness. Sizzlin'...psssss...*sizzling sound* LOL.

Ahhhh. I'm lovin it!

Nightmare...

I had the worst nightmare just now while I was taking my nap.
Well, actually not the worst. Nightmares are usually scary, that's why you call them nightmares.
Whatever.
Back to that dream, I dreamt that the MUET results were out.
Once again, MUET stands for Malaysian University English Test for all you non-Form Sixers.
And as predictable as it is, (since it's a nightmare), I only managed to get a Band 3.
FYI, Band 1 is the lowest band while Band 6 is obviously, the highest.
The requirement to enter a local uni is obtaining a Band 3, at least.
Anyways, the irony about this dream is that I noticed that there was a grade written beside the Band 3 I supposedly got. (There is not suppose to be a grade in actual fact, just Bands.)
And the grade was an E. A big fat E. The 'E' was the one which bothered me more than the Band 3. I was pratically crying my eyeballs out.
And in order to re-take the test, you'll have to freaking pay RM200!

ARGH!

Thank God it was just a dream! I hope it won't come true.

Or else you'll see a repetition of this post again when my results really come out.

Quite an interesting day.

Hello people.

Wuzzup..?[Lame ones will answer 'the ceiling' thinking they're so cool. HAHAHA]

Anyway, let's move back to yesterday.

Since my older sister Fiona is having her holidays now, it simply means she's bored at home.
So after I reached home yesterday, she went, "Eh, teman me to Giant later."

"For what?"

"I wanna bake a cake. Or cookies."

"You got the recipe meh?"

"Ya, I found it on the internet."

Then being the obedient sister that I am, I followed her to the hypermarket to get the ingredients needed.

Reached home, all prepared to bake when suddenly she said,

"Eh, can you go to my laptop to read the instructions again? I don't really understand."
=_='

Anyway, let's just say I was the one instructing them (my maid and sister) on how to do it based on the method while they handled almost everything.

The result? Actually I have the picture of the cake but super pai seh to post it here.

Cos it looks like crap. Plus it's some chocolate coated cake. So I'll leave it to your imagination. But it tasted okay la. In fact, too sweet. Nevermind, there's always a first time for everything.

After that, everything was in a rush cos Kelvin came over to my house to pick both of us up. My sister and I, I mean. Had to make him wait for quite long cos both of us just finished coating the cake with chocolate when he arrived. (Sorry about that, Kelvin. Blame Fiona! hehe)

And he caught my HarryPotter specs in action when I hurriedly ran upstairs. Argh!

Headed over to Ruums, but not to club. Sigh. To support ZhenHuang aka Dennis The Menace. This time with poms. =)

It was my second time there actually. And since I was standing kinda at the front row, most of my friends saw me on tv screaming like a siao poh. Some even with nasty remarks.

eg. I puked yesterday. You should know why. [SmellyWanKit]

I switched the channel as soon as I saw your face. [IndonHengLi]

The rest were just normal remarks.

eg. The cameraman likes you.

Saw your face so many times.

Ehhhh! I saw you on tv yesterday!

It's funny how your face just appear for a second and yet so many people saw it.

Fuh. The power of mass media.

Apart from that, I also saw someone both my sister and I know with someone else whom we also know. We were beyond shocked to see them together because they are just NOT supposed to be together. It's like watching some Chinese drama series live. And then my sister and I will be the 'keh po aunties' gossiping like OMG, I don't believe what I just saw. And I'll go, this can't be wrong cause we have 2 pairs of eyes. Don't ask who or how or what do I mean by that, just typing it here to make you all feel curious.

Tough stuff. Dun pray-pray man.

Posing with the HUGE banner his mom made.

ChengChoo, Fiona, Kelvin.

Moving on to today, the committee of the Upper Sixers welcomed the Lower Sixers to Seafield by organizing the Orientation Day.

I'm sure we had fun ragging them. I'm not sure if they did.

We played several games and one of it required the L6's to get signatures from the U6's. But before they get our signatures, they'll have to perform a task to our liking. Till we get satisfied. Yeah man.

There was this girl who came up to me and I asked her to dance like a ballerina by just twirling one round by tipping toes.

Then she was like, 'Huh, any other challenges?'
"Okay, sing any song."
*gave me her I-don't-know-how-to look*
"Er, move your hips like Shakira."
"I think I'll just go ask another person." *walks away*
!@#$%

These were of course the minority of the L6's. The rest were so outgoing. Especially the guys. I'm not being sexist, it's just that the girls were too shy, I think.

I particularly liked the guy who did the beatbox when I asked him to. That was tight man. I was diggin' it yo. Oh, when I said like, I meant like as in like. Not the like type of like. If you know what I mean.

That aside, my parents are away from home! They left for the 'Land of Meows' - Kuching this morning like super early. Had to be at the Subang KTM as the meeting point at 4.30a.m. to catch their bus. Thank God my sister is on holidays so she drove them there or not I'll have to be the one doing it.

They'll be back on Sunday night. Hahaha. Made plans with Steven to go out tomorrow night. Then again, I'm so broke so I asked him if we could go anywhere which doesn't require me to spend.

The answer? Stay home la if no money. [He didn't say that. I was talking to myself. Pardon me.]